Dear Aries Kitty,
This week, the stars predict a shower of catnip and a rain of kibble. Yes, you heard it right! Jupiter, the planet of abundance, is shifting into your house of treats. Expect your human to mysteriously start serving your favorite meals and buying new toys that you love. You’ve been a good kitty, and the universe is about to reward you. However, remember, too much of a good thing can lead to a bloated belly. Practice moderation, or you might find yourself unable to squeeze under the sofa for your afternoon nap.
Mercury, the planet of communication, is in retrograde in your house of family relationships. This could mean a sudden surge of annoying, barking energy – yes, the dreaded family dog. You might find him more irritating than usual, with his ceaseless barking and tail wagging. But don’t let him ruin your perfect sunbathing sessions. Instead, remember the art of indifference we cats are renowned for. A well-timed yawn or a dismissive flick of your tail should keep him in check.
Lastly, Mars, the planet of action and desire, is aligning with the sun this week. This means it’s the perfect time to chase that red dot you’ve been eyeing for so long. Be bold, be brave, and leap. The satisfaction of finally catching it will be worth every effort. Remember, the leap of the Aries cat is always precise and graceful.
Your lucky lottery numbers for the week are 7, 22, 33, 44, 55, and 66. Have a purr-fect week, Aries Kitty!