Dear Aries Feline,
The month of December will be a whirlwind of activity for you. The catnip will be especially potent and the red laser dot will seem to move with a life of its own. Be ready, my agile Aries, for spontaneous bursts of energy and an increase in your usual feline agility. Yes, more than once you might find yourself vaulting over the family dog in a single bound or, perhaps, launching a surprise attack on the unsuspecting vacuum cleaner.
As Mars enters your sign, you’ll feel a surge of independence. The human’s attempts to coax you into their laps will be met with a disdainful flick of your tail. You are an Aries, a self-reliant and adventurous spirit. The window sill will become your favorite perch as you yearn for the freedom of the great outdoors. You might even take a swipe at the Christmas tree ornaments that jingle just a little too provocatively. Be cautious though, my courageous Aries, not all that glitters is a toy.
Your curiosity will peak during the last week of December. The rustling sounds of wrapping paper and the intriguing smell of turkey will keep you on your paws. Don’t forget to sneak in an extra nap or two to recharge. Remember, the perfect time for an Aries to pounce is when everyone is fast asleep, and the lights of the Christmas tree are the only ones twinkling.
Your lucky lottery numbers for this week are 3, 11, 17, 21, 34, and 45. May the stars guide your paw steps, my daring Aries!