Gemini Cat Horoscopes

Dear Gemini Kitty,

This week, you’re going to be feeling especially playful and mischievous. The alignment of Jupiter in the Catnip House means you may find yourself randomly attacking furniture, chasing invisible objects, and providing hours of entertainment for your human. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself suddenly darting from room to room for no apparent reason. It’s just the cosmic energies stirring up your feline spirit.

Embrace your dual nature, Gemini Cat. One minute you may be craving solitude, enjoying a quiet nap in a sunny spot. The next, you’ll want all the attention, demanding belly rubs and purring loudly. Your humans may be confused, but remember, it’s your Gemini nature to be unpredictable – keep them on their toes. Be cautious around the family dog this week, as Mars in the Canine House suggests some potential for domestic squabbles.

As the moon shifts into the Whisker Constellation, you’ll find yourself fascinated by small, shiny objects. Anything that glitters or jingles will hold your attention. This could be the week you finally catch that elusive red dot. Your lucky lottery numbers for this week are 9, 18, 22, 33, 41, and 54. Remember to share the tuna if you hit the jackpot!

With Purrs and Head Bops,
Marley