Dear Taurus Cat,
This month, you’ll be channeling your inner hunter, my feline friend. It’s time to show those pesky houseplants who’s boss. Don’t be surprised if your human companions seem a bit flustered by your sudden surge in energy. Allow them to be confused; they still operate under the illusion that they are the masters of the household. You and I both know the truth.
In terms of your rivalry with the family dog, you’re about to score a major victory. Expect to find the best napping spots in the house unexpectedly vacant, their warmth still lingering. The dog will be distracted, perhaps by a new chew toy or an enticing squirrel outside the window. This is your chance to assert your dominance and claim those spots as your own.
Lastly, I foresee a change in your food routine. Perhaps your humans will finally realize that you deserve gourmet meals that suit your refined taste. There might be some salmon or tuna in your future. Enjoy these tasty treats, but remember moderation is key. You don’t want to end up like the neighbor’s cat who’s on a strict diet now.
Your lucky lottery numbers for this month are 3, 12, 17, 23, 25, and 31. Good luck, and may the feline force be with PS. If your owner should win, suggest that a new toy should be your just reward. I love this Cheerble Automated Bouncing Lit Up Ball, and should you win, feel free to send one my way!